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"What is it?"
"I'm not sure."
"There's a note, Duo."
"Note... So there is, Heero... It says, 'Happy Thanksgiving. Une'. Wow! She must be getting mellow in her old age."
"She's not old."
"I was being sarcastic."
"About which part, her age or getting mellow?"
"Both."
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"Take a guess, Heero."
"Uh, well, since it's Thanksgiving.... It could be a fish mold."
"Fish? You eat fish on Thanksgiving?"
"Don't you?"
"I don't eat anything I've never celebrated it, before. I think most people have Turkey, stuffing, pie... That sort of food... not fish mold."
"It's shiny, Duo, and fish colored."
"It's the shape of the can, Heero, and that color could be anything... Turkey...chicken...fish... spackle...."
"Spackle?"
"Just sayin'. It could be anything."
"Taste it?"
"You first."
"We're already on a dangerous mission in the mountains, Duo. I don't need any more danger."
"Well, I'm not trying it."
"She gave it as a gift, though. We'll be offering her an insult. She'll ask us how we enjoyed it."
"So, we'll lie."
"It's not much. Maybe if we split it and eat it quickly...?"
"Or we could lie?"
"You don't lie, Duo."
"I might consider it, now."
"There. I split it in half. Let's just... eat it. Then we'll go scout the target's position, All right?"
"I did not sign up for this, Heero. Nobody said anything about eating mystery meat when we took the mission."
"Coward."
"Ha, ha. If there was a label on the can that said more than, ration 451, requirement C, I'd be a lot happier about putting that in my stomach."
"It does say balanced nutrition, Duo."
"Then, you taste it first."
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"It tastes like... chicken... maybe..."
"Maybe, Heero?"
"Maybe."
"Ugh! Okay, not horrible. You might be right about the fish, though, Heero. I think it's fish."
"Well, okay, that's done, Duo. We can, now, thank Une properly."
"Great. Unless we need our stomachs pumped in an hour, we should get on with the mission."
"Let's go, love. Happy Thanksgiving."
"Happy Thanksgiving, lover."
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"Agent Flink!"
"Commander Une?"
"I had a gift, a can of turkey ration, that I ordered from supply."
"Yes, Commander. I made certain that the note and the can were placed in Yuy and Maxwell's supplies."
"Flink!"
"Commander?"
"That was for my cat. It was cat food."
"Uh... Sorry Commander."
"Tell that to Toodles."
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