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Disclaimer: Don't own them. Don't make any money off of this.
1x2
Party animals
"Where am I?"
"My place, Heero."
"Why am I at your place, Duo, why does my head hurt so damned much... and why does my mouth taste like ten day old road kill?"
"My party."
"Party...? Why did you have a party?"
"Birthday. Never knew when it was, so you tossed a dart on a calendar and said, 'That's it.' Remember?"
"Marginally."
"Of course, I had to throw a birthday party, then."
"Of course. How did your party make me sick? Am I in your bed?"
"Yes, you are in my bed and you were drunk, not sick."
"I don't drink."
"Well, a lot of people didn't drink... except Carstein."
"The asshole who likes practical jokes?"
"Yeah... well, his new joke was to spike the punch. Luckily, I hate punch and didn't drink any. I did have to put everyone to bed on all the furniture and on various parts of the floor, though. You're my best friend, so I gave you part of the bed."
"Did you punch him?"
"Carstein?"
"Yes."
"I made him clean up the puke before I called him a cab and sent him home."
"Good."
"Heero?"
"What?"
"I need to make sure that you understand something."
"I don't think that's possible. I just want the pounding in my head to stop and the beam cannon out of my eyes."
"That's the sun, Heero."
"Beam cannon... sun... whatever..."
"I really need you to hear what I'm saying Heero."
"Why?"
""cuz otherwise you're going to be... really confused."
"Confused? I'm listening."
"Wu Fei is totally straight."
"And why should that be the news of the morning, Duo?"
"Just need you to totally believe that."
"Fine... Whatever. Chang is straight. I'm gay.... who cares. Let me sleep."
"Wait... what? You're... gay?"
"Oh... did I say that? I really didn't want to... damn alcohol! That's why I don't drink."
"Is it true?"
"Yes... Bother you? Should I get out of your bed, now, and join the other people on the floor who aren't your best friends?"
"No... Doesn't bother me... Uhm, I'm gay, too."
"You are?"
"Yeah...You never let on."
"You either. Would have changed a lot of things."
"Like?"
"Like the best friend label. I'd have given you a better one."
"Me, too...Uh, Heero, I really want to get into that when you feel better, but... uh... can we talk about Fei again?"
"Why? You said he was straight. Why even bring it up?"
"'cuz he puked on his clothes, and wandered into here, while I was cleaning them and getting him something else to wear."
"Do I have to try and figure out what that has to do with....He's in bed with me, isn't he? Naked?"
"As a jay bird."
"I'm too sick to care. Just keep him on his side."
"Will do, Heero."
"And we'll talk... as soon as the torture session in my head stops."
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