Thirty second Gundam Wing.
I Don't own them and don't make any money off of them. Warning: Male/Male sex, language, sexual descriptions and situations.
1x2 Gundam Wing
Not a Date
"I didn't know that you were such a cruel man, Heero."
"-__-'"
"If you're not interested in Duo, then tell him. He's so obviously in pain."
"Quatre? What the hell are you talking about?"
*Sigh* "Duo, Heero. Flirting, so outrageously, and giving him hope, when there isn't any... It's so terrible to watch."
"Flirting? I asked for his extra salad dressing. They didn't give me enough."
"It's the way you asked for it."
"O_O."
"Looking into his eyes and making sure that you touched his hand."
"I don't remember doing that."
"Well, you did, whether you realize it or not."
"Quatre, all of Duo's dates have been with women, so don't try to tell me that he's gay. I think this entire conversation is weird and off limits."
"You're the one leading him on, Heero, not me. You did tell me that you were gay, remember?"
"I was drunk."
"You were being honest... for once. Do you have to get drunk, again, to be honest with Duo?"
"What am I being honest about,exactly?"
"Your love for one another!"
"Now I'm in love? I thought that it was just Duo."
"You tease him because you're too afraid to tell him how you really feel."
"Really feel? Quatre, we're best friends. I feel really strong about that."
"Friends!"
"Rolling your eyes makes me think that you doubt me."
"You have a connection, Heero. Everyone can see it."
"All dates have been with women, Quatre. You keep missing that point."
"He has a lot of women friends."
"Girl friends, Quatre. They're called girl friends."
"He could be bi."
"And I could secretly be a woman, or an albino, or a monkey, or-"
"Heero! Shhhh! He's coming back. I'm going to go-"
"Powder your nose in the women's bathroom?"
"Nice, one, Heero. I'm going to give you two some time alone to talk. I think you need it."
"-__-'"
"Where's Quatre going, Heero, to the little boy's room?"
*Snicker*
"Okay, Heero, I know that look. You've been playing him again, haven't you?"
"It's too easy, Duo, and too much fun, to resist."
*sigh* "What did you tell him this time?"
"That you've only gone out with women-"
"They're my friends, why wouldn't I?"
"As girlfriends."
"Oh. Yuch!"
"He wants us together so badly."
"Maybe we should tell him, then."
"Not until we sign the papers, Duo. I want the ultimate in shock value."
"Hence the big party, and the professional photographer?"
"I want to capture his expression, when we make our announcement and frame it."
"You are evil, Heero, pure evil."
"Love me, still?"
"You know I do."