"Something wrong, Agent Smithers? Aren't you in security? Shouldn't you be watching your security camera monitors?"
"Uhm, yes....er, no, Commander Une. Uh.... yes, but...."
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"You are blocking the door to the conference room, Agent Smithers."
"Y-Yeah, I mean..."
"Are you ill?"
"Ill?"
"You look... red...glassy eyed."
"I'm fine, Commander."
"All right."
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"Agent Smithers?"
"Commander?"
*sigh* "Is there a reason why you are blocking the door to the conference room?"
"Well.... You see... Maintenance... They..."
"Are you attempting to fabricate a lie, agent?"
"No! Of course not!"
"Good, because that is a court martial offense."
"It's just that...."
"Agent?"
"Yuy and Maxwell. I didn't know they were... gay."
"You didn't? Well, that is hardly your concern, is it? Why is it relevant now?"
"I'm finding it difficult to... to... accept. I had a rather bigoted upbringing. If we could discuss it for... oh... say... fifteen minutes, maybe... in that office over there, you might be able to set my mind at ease."
"I think that's a job for psych, don't you, agent?"
"Yes, but I value your guidance so much more, Commander Une. I really feel the need for your council."
"Why, now? I have a meeting..."
"Just fifteen minutes, Commander, I promise. It was just something I saw. Yuy and Maxwell..."
"Were they fraternizing on the job? That's serious, Agent. No one is supposed to fraternize on the job. No one."
"Uh, it wasn't exactly... They didn't .... Can we just talk about it? In that office?"
"If you insist, Agent, but I really don't think that fifteen minutes is long enough for me to formulate an argument that will convince you of the error of your bigotry."
"You'd be amazed."
"Agent?"
"Fifteen minutes."
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"Damn it, Heero, hold still! My button just won't come loose from your gun shoulder harness!"
"The meeting is in fifteen, Duo! You know what they're going to think!"
"I was just leaning past you to get that freakin' computer file. I wasn't-"
"I know that, but they won't!"
"Keep leaning over the table. I almost have it. Damn! No, I don't! I might just have to pull it off!"
"Is there a security camera in here?"
"Don't even think it."
"I think there is."
"Then someone in security thinks I'm banging you over the conference desk."
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"You just got really warm all of a sudden, Yuy."